My sister, who needs sleep more than most and can’t sit still to save her life, is doing awesome on few Zzs and home imprisonment. Like, really awesome. I’m 100% impressed. She is a total natural at this whole motherhood thing. It’s really been a pleasure being here and watching them together. I’m definitely going to have to come back again before my little man is born. I wanna help with more baths. I wanna do the baby dance while Tracy showers. I want to clean someone else’s bottles—somehow baby chores are not annoying at all when you’re doing then for others and not yourself. I just wanna be here.
Why don’t we live down the hall from each other anymore? It would be way easier that way. Of course, we’d kill each other, but still.