Not all Santas are created equal. The dude we visited today,
honestly, is not fit to be wearing the classic red suit. Hereís why:
He was covered in cat hair.
He smelled funny.
He pulled a toy out of his bag to show Theo, but then didnít give it to him.
He had run out of candy canes.
He quizzed Nate on his old time movie star knowledge.
He told me that his cat has a Hitler mustache.
Did I mention he smelled funny?
And, um, Hilter?
Theo did his best to smile for the camera but he refused to sit on the fat manís lap. I cannot say that I blame him.
Luckily all was not lost. After we abandoned Santa, Theo had a little dance party of one right in front of ol Saint Nick.