I am a magnet for odd childhood diseases. I mean, do you know anyone who has had both scarlet fever and cat scratch fever? (That would be me.) Now I get to add hand-foot-mouth disease to the mix. Toddlers get it. Toddlers and me, apparently. Theo got it first. Poor buger has teeny blisters on his toes and fingers and a rash on his bum. I have a sore throat, one lone blister on my finger, two on my toes and tongue sores. Lots of them. Oh, and, I can’t eat. Or talk really. It hurts.

Waaaa! I'm so hungry! I'm drooling!

I’m sure this now begins the long list of gross things I will catch from Theo. Yay parenthood!