You see that whopper of a pimple of Theoís cheek? Itís grossing me out. Itís like a greasy teenager, pulsing, life-of-it-own kind of zit. It takes all of my power not to squeeze the hell out of it.
It looked so icks today that I called the doctor. Yes. I called the pediatrician about a pimple. Itís all white and pussy underneath! Maybe he needs an antibiotic. I donít know. What if itís MRSA? That starts as a pimple-like thing, right?
The doc was very kind. She gave me the same advice my mom gave me when I had gross pimples: warm compresses.