Plan #1: Have two kids. Siblings are good to have. (Just look at me and my sis. I look so adoring, right?) Itís important to have someone to bitch about your parents to. Plus, more often than not, the nut bags I know are only children.
Plan #2: Parenthood is hard. Iím tired. Iíll convince Angela and Chris to move next door and have a baby. That way, we both only have to have one kid and they can have almost-siblings that live just feet away. Genius!
Plan #3: Can a French bulldog be considered a sibling?
And back to Plan #1: Theo is pretty fun. Heíd make a nice big brother. If heís such a sweetie pie, can you imagine what another one would be like? Can you even fathom the cuteness? Maybe we should do itÖnot now. Donít get excited.