Here, a neat little list of some of my back-to-work worries:
1. Theo will starve. (Our dear boy is still not so pleased with this bottle situation.)
2. Theo will be devastated that I知 gone.
3. Theo won稚 care in the least that I知 gone.
4. Crying at work.
5. Being totally fine at work. (Does that mean I知 a shit mom?)
6. Theo will like the nanny better than me.
7. The nanny will be better at everything than me.
8. I値l miss every baby milestones.
9. I値l be too tired and distracted to do anything resembling good work.
10. My coworkers will resent me for leaving at 5 on the dot every evening.
11. The mommy track dead end. (I値l never be considered for a promotion or a raise ever again.)