Baby class again. It was our turn to contribute to the snack table. We brought hummus, crackers, crudités, and dip. Someone else brought cookies. The third couple brought cheese. Not nice cheese. Not kinda nice cheese. They brought Kraft Singles. That is not
What else? Nate raised his hand and asked a question and
made nice with the tattooed couple who sat next to us. (Is he secretly enjoying class??) We only had to endure one idiotic question: One woman asked if the water—as in “hey, my water broke”—is amniotic fluid. We discussed the perineum
and pushing out fat babies.
Next class—the last class—actual babies will be present. That is almost as scary as the perineum discussion.