The belly goes to Ikea! No worries: We did not buy our unborn child a crib here. Iíll buy cheapo furniture for myself (heck, thatís about all I buy for myself), but placing an infant in something Nate put together with a tool that doesnít exist outside of the Ikea universe doesnít seem very smart. Instead, we sat in the DMV-like customer service area for way too long to pick up the second half of the dresser we bought a few weeks ago. Hereís a helpful tip to my fellow Swedish superstore shoppers: When buying a piece of furniture that comes in a box, make sure you have all the boxes required.