Okay, okay, here it is: the belly shot. As you can see, there is in fact a belly now. And along with said belly, there are other things. For instance:
1. I'm officially wearing maternity clothes. While my wrap dresses and elastic-waist skirts are still in full effect, the shirts are down for the count. I look like Homer Simpson in most of them. (See above.)
2. It's harder to sleep. Bellies get in the way! Even on your back. (Big bellies squish lungs.)
3. I'm walking slower. I like to fake-race slow people on the sidewalks. This has put quite a damper on my pastime.
4. I still pee a lot. And it's cloudy. Gross, right?
5. The nips are darker.